During lunch at work last week
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans, When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: Darling I have a…
A woman with small bo..
A woman with small boobs buys an old mirror from an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. The next morning, she playfully says, “Mirror, mirror on my…
DIARY OF A BLONDE ….
JAN: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. FEB: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!! Bottles won’t fit in typewriter!!! MAR: Got…
A lady went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowbow with his feet propped up on a table….
A lady went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. The woman…
Worry Simon – Sad News
Fans are concerned about Simon Cowell’s health after a recent video appearance raised questions. Cowell suffered vocal cord issues earlier this year, attributing it to stomach acid damage. While judging…
Funny Joke – Seamus the farmer had a nagging wife.
She made his life miserable. The only real peace he got was when he was out in the field ploughing. One day while in the field, Seamus’s wife brought him…
The Wedding Ring
A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected the wedding ring. As the girl like the plain platinum and diamond band, she suddenly looked concerned. “Tell me,” she asked the…
A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library
A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied, in…
A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him….
A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective…The cheapest one he could find. This is his report, Most honorable sir, You leave…
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I…