A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves. The husband says, “No chance love, they’re way too expensive.” Later on in bed,…

Daughter to Father: “Dad, there is something my boyfriend said to me that I didn’t understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper,”…

FORMER child star passes away at age 54. Former child star Adam Rich, famous for his role as Nicholas Bradford on “Eight is Enough,” has passed away at the age…

A family is a the dinner table when the son asks his father, “How many types of boobs are there?” Surprised, the father answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds…

I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss called to…

A little old lady decides to join The Hell’s Angels so one day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all…

Paddy wanted to sell his car. So his mate told him to wind the mileage back a bit and he would get a better price for it. He saw him…

A man had four sons from different mothers… *Brodwel, Kenneth, Conrad & Dominic* Now his son’s called for meeting with their father to ask him why he gave them those…

A man ran home from work, pulled his wife into the bedroom. Threw her on the bed, and pulled the blankets over them. She was shocked – he hadn’t been…

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.…