While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the…

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.…

I phoned my local radio station today. When the guy answered the phone he said “Congratulations on being our 1st caller, all you have to do is answer the next…

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him…

Former President Donald Trump released a brief health report from his doctor, Dr. Bruce Aronwald, claiming his health is “excellent” and mentioning weight loss due to an “improved diet” and…

A man at work calls home and his 8 years old daughter picks the phone: “Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone? “No daddy she is upstairs…

5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How much? She says, “A hundred dollars.” He says, “All I got is thirty”. She says, “Hold on,” and runs back…

Friendship between women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house. The husband calls his wife’s…

A teacher asks the class if they had any relatives that fought in the war. Little Johnny puts his hand up. “my grandad was in the war and got a…

Paddy is on a nu** beach in Spain. Out of manners and to prevent sunburn, he keeps a hat over his privates. A woman walked past sniggering and says, ‘If…