A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told…

A father went shopping with his 3 year old son The child was crying loudly and the father kept repeating calmly. “It’s ok Johnny, don’t cry Johnny, everything’s gonna be…

A husband decides to make a quick run to the store, while his wife waits at home. A few minutes after he leaves the house, his guy friend shows up,…

Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house. They both decided it was time to get married. So Little Johnny went to Susie’s dad to ask for…

Wife: Am I looking fat? Husband: Yes. Wife: Shut up. Don’t you ever dare talk to me!! Wife: Am I looking fat? Husband: No. Wife: Liar!!! Wife: Am I looking…

Two wives go out for girls’ night. Both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used…

Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old time’s sake. He engages a woman of the night and takes…

A s**y Irish blonde at a C**ino, seemed a little intoxicated, She bet 20,000 Euro on a single roll of dice. She said – “I hope you don’t mind, but…

Rita Pavone, a 1960s Italian sensation, had her life changed by an encounter with Elvis Presley. Though less known in the US, she made her mark there, appearing on The…

The first guy married an Iowa gal; he says, I told my wife she had to all the cooking. The first day I didn’t see anything, but on the second…