A blonde cop pulls over a blonde and asks for her drivers license. The blond starts looking through her car then asks, “Uhh, what are they again? ”The blond cop…

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm….…

A 15-year-old Little Johnny comes home with a Porsche his parents began to yell and scream. “Where did you get that car? ”He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”…

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, “Is there a problem, Officer? “No problem at all. I…

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so…

A teenager comes downstairs to go on a date with a see-through Blouse and no Bra. Her Grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like…

Grandma & grandpa were watching healing service on TV. The Pastor told all who wanted to be healed to put one hand on the TV and the other hand on…

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the…

Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful…

There was an old man who always rode his bike to his brother’s house every weekend. It took him 2 hours and he alway’s made it by there by 2PM.…