A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. “Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband. “To Las Vegas!. I found out that there…

A married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage. A friend of the couple asked, “How is that even possible?” Husband replied, “Well, we went to…

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said: The food looks delicious, let’s eat. Wife: Honey, you always Wife: Honey, you…

Man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs. 3 Women walked past & felt sorry for him. 1 said “U ever had a hug?”…

A married couple were walking through a garden, when suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it will bite them. The husband lifted his wife to let the…

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner…unannounced at 7:30 pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens. Wife: “My hair…

My daughter just phoned me and the conversation went like this!.. Her: “You know that Gladiator movie that I got you?” Me: “Yeah. “Her: “Wind it forward one hour, 16…

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what…

The teacher asked the students to identify an animal whose name starts with the letter “K”. Carl raised his hand and answered, “Kangaroo!” “Very well”, the teacher said. “What animal’s…

I was in in the public restroom, I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: “Hi, how are you?” Me: (embarrassed) “Doin’ fine! “Stall:…