Husband decides he’s going to be “the man of the house” but his wife has other..
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be The Man Of Your House.” He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now…
THIS BOY JUST GOT EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL. BUT WHEN HIS DAD ASKED WHY, HE TOLD HIM THIS.
I’ve translated a popular Russian joke to English , wanna hear you reaction A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you. “What…
A woman…
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” she asked. “Hunting flies,” he replied. “Oh, killed any?” she…
Husband is walking…
Husband is walking behind his wife and says, “Your bottom is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine. “The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes…
My Husband…
My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theater. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a ‘night…
A man and his Wife…
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the…
One sunday….
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He…
Actor and Farrah Fawcett’s Life Partner Ryan O’Neal Dead at 82
The world is mourning the loss of a beloved actor. Ryan O’Neal was best known for his roles on Bones, Peyton Place, and Love Story, for which he was nominated…
SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH’S TRAGIC STRUGGLE!
He candidly likes the challenge of recalling names, particularly during scriptwriting. In a poignant anecdote, he recalls a moment in Switzerland’s Jura Mountains when he couldn’t remember the name of…
A Lady Goes To The Bar – Funny
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says. “I’m on…