The Farmer and The Old Lady
A farmer stopped by the local garage to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far away and would walk…
A chicken…
A chicken walks into a library and up to the desk. “Buk”, says the chicken. So the librarian gives him a book. The chicken leaves with the book and returns…
A lawyeer…
A lawyer boarded an aeroplane in Dublin with a box of frozen crabs and asK Daghermageous ineston tag to nre mg n.сор подоя. ess to take care of them for…
One day..
One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept…
Funny – A womann
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.” Then…
Three blondee…
Three blonde men are stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them a wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly,…
An 85 years old..
An 85 years old lady was waiting for her husband at the bar in Harpoon Harry’s. Suddenly, a very handsome man enters and sits down a few seats away. The…
Funny – A turkey….
A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.”…
Funny – A farmer..
A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. “No, they…
CÉLINE DION ‘doesn’t have control over her muscles’
Renowned Canadian singer Céline Dion continues to battle stiff person syndrome, a rare neurological disorder affecting her muscles. Her older sister, Claudette, expressed concern over Céline’s condition, revealing that she…