A teacher asked her thrid grade class to name things that..
A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with “tor” and that also ate things. The first little boy said, “Alligator.” “Very good James, that’s a…
A dude-up city biker
A dude-up city biker walks into a seedy tavern in the outback of Western Australia. He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with his arms folded,…
Shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old..
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him…
A guy…
Man Suspects His Wife Of Cheating So He Follows Her. But He Didn’t Expect This. A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. So he waited for her to…
A Wife With..
A WIFE WITH 7TH SENSE A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is…
So Little Johnny’s…
So Little Johnny’s teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it.…
A husband…
Husband Starts Being Rude To His Wife And Leaves. She Responds With This. A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix…
WHAT HAPPENED TO JIM CARREY?
Jim Carrey, the Hollywood icon, may retire soon, “I have to get out of here before I snap.” He faced backlash for refusing to promote “Kick-Ass 2” due to its…
New Funny joke
The game warden asked the boy, “May I see your fishing license please?” “Naw, sir,” replied the boy. “I don’t need none of them there papers. These here are my…
Daughter’s text to Dad – Funny
Daughter’s text to Dad: Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As you know, I’m in Australia and he’s in the US. We…