There are three blondes who are on a road trip. As they are driving through the desert, their car breaks down. They have no phone to call anyone, so they…

A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and The attendant said, ”That’s fine miss, but you’ll have to go to your…

One day, his dad gets a new job, so his family has to move to a new city. Johnny’s dad thinks, “I’ll get a head start on Johnny’s gambling.” He…

She eventually got back into the dating scene, and fell in love again with another man. They married but he turned out to be an asshole who hit her when…

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Vi*gra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son…

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. “Hey girls,” says the brunette, “Let’s go home…

There is a fellow who is talking to his buddy and says, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can…

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two…

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the…

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Dillon, Montana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks…