Paddy goes..

Paddy goes to his friend Mike and says… “I’m sleeping with Jack’s wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after mass for me?”
Mike doesn’t like it but being a friend, he agrees. After mass, he starts talking to Jack.

Asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally the Jack gets annoyed and asks Mike what he’s really up to. Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to Jack… “Paddy is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied. “Jack smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike’s shoulder and says… “You better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago”