One evening..

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, ”
Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. M
aybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!”
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unnoticed.

The next morning the unnoticed. The next morning the husband took a pair of his underwear out of his drawer.
“What the heck is this??” he said to himself as a little “dust” cloud appeared when he shook them out.
“Maria!,” he hollered into the bathroom, “Why did you put baby powder in my underwear?”
She replied with a giggle…
“It’s not baby powder……
It’s ‘Miracle Grow’!”