One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!” His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unnoticed.
The next morning the husband took a pair of his underwear out of his drawer. “What the heck is this??” he said to underwear out of his drawer. “What the heck is this??” he said to himself as a little “dust” cloud appeared when he shook them out. “Maria!,” he hollered into the bathroom, “Why did you put baby powder in my underwear?” She replied with a giggle…”It’s not baby powder…… It’s ‘Miracle Grow”!”