Lady: do you drink b**r? Man: yes. Lady: how many per day? Man: 3. Lady: how much do you pay per beer? Man: $5 each including tip.
Lady: how long have you been drinking. Man: about 20 years. Lady: 3 beers a day equates to $450 per month or $5,400 per year. In 20 years, that’s $108,000 Man: sounds correct. Man: sounds correct. Lady: did you know that if you put that money in a savings account, that after interest, you would have had enough money to buy a plane? Man: do you drink beer? Lady: no. Man: where’s your f**king plane?