HUSBAND: My dear, its like the light in the toilet is now automatic’ WIFE: What happened? HUSBAND: When I open the door the light came on and after I urinated and closed the door the WIFE: What happened?
HUSBAND: When I open the door the light came on and after I urinated and closed the door the light went off! WIFE: Drunkard! you have gone to urinate in the FRIDGE again!