Funny – The husband and wife have a quarrel

My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her. “Pack your things and…….!!!”At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop to allow her to answer the call. It was her dad. The phone was on speaker so I could hear what he was saying.

After the usual pleasantries between father and daughter, he said: “my daughter, I have transferred $6,000,000 into your account, give your husband $4,000,000 out of it, and you can have the remaining balance.” I Am sending a LAND-CRUISER tear rubber jeep to you and your husband for family use. After the good-byes, the call ended, and she turned to me immediately. “You said I should pack my things and do what…….. ?” I SAID, PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM TO ME TO WASH. I will iron them when the light comes.