The first nun says, “I was cleaning in Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines.”
“What did you do?” the other nun asks. “Well, of course I threw them in the trash.” The second nun says, “Well, I can top that. I was in Father’s room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of c*ndoms!” “Oh my!” gasp the other nuns.
“What did you do?” they ask. “I poked holes in all of them!” she replies. The third nun faints.