A 7 year old & 4 year old are in their bedroom. “You know what” says 7 year old “I think its time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast I’ll swear first then you”.
“OK” says 4 year old. Mum asks 7 yr old what he wants for breakfast. “I’ll have Coco pops, bitch”. ”OK” says 4 year old. Mum asks 7 yr old what he wants for breakfast. “I’ll have Coco pops, bitch”. WHACK, he flew out of his chair crying his eyes out. Mum looked at 4yr old & said sternly “And what do you want?”. “Dunno but it won’t be fucking coco pops.”