Young priest stands in for father O’Reily while he’s on holiday. The old priest leaves a list of sins and penances. After mass , a woman goes into the confessionary and says. “Forgive me Father for I have sinned” “What is your sin , my daughter? ”
“I stole £5 from the husband’s wallet” “Say three Hail Mary’s and one Our Father and you’ll get absolution.” Another woman comes in and says “Forgive me Father for I have sinned” The priest says, ” What’s your sin, my daughter?”
She says ” I gave a total stranger a blow job .”
The priest looked down the list and can’t find blow job so he goes out into the church and sees the cleaner sweeping up and says “what does Father O’Reily give for a blow job?” and she says….
“About £12.50 if I take me teeth out!!..