Best Funny

Wife Honey can u please help me cleaning de garden? Husband-Do i look like a gardener? Wife-Sorry Honey, OK then fix de bathroom door.
Husband-Do i look like a carpenter?… then de husband walks out.

After coming from where he went, he found de garden clean and de door fixed Husband I knew my wife u can do this all by yourself, Wife Its not Me Husband Who then? Wife-John Our neighbour, Husband How much did u paid him? Wife No money, he just gave 2 options, bread or s*x
Husband Hope u gave him bread Wife Do i look like baker? No..