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Three Brothers Get Married – Things Don’t Go To Plan
Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be…
HARD TEST
A month before my wedding, my fiancée told me she mistakenly left her favorite hoodie at her sister’s apartment and asked me to go get it. I knocked on the…
The bartender decides to play a trick on the cowboy
One night a lone cowboy rode into a small town. He immediately went to the only saloon in town and ordered a drink. While drinking he asked the bartender if…
Robert De Niro’s Daughter Shares Her Son’s Tragic Cause of Death
Robert De Niro’s daughter, Drena De Niro, tragically shared the cause of her 19-year-old son Leo’s death. In an Instagram post, she revealed that Leo’s death was due to the…
The Teacher was trying to teach her kindergartners to use ‘big people’ words
A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. “You need to…
Clean Funny Joke: I took a cab and told the cabbie I was in a hurry
The cabbie said no problem and starting speeding through the streets. We came up on a yellow light and instead of slowing down, he sped up and shot through the…
The nun proposes an indecent suggestion to the priest
A handsome priest and a young nun are travelling when their car breaks down… … and they are forced to spend the night in a motel – with only one…
Wife discovers
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion… … and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass…
One evening, a family takes their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home
One evening, a family takes their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a…
90 year old George went for his annual physical examination
All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Darns said, “George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself,…