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Ted and his wife were working in their garden
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your b*tt is getting really big, I mean really big!…
A woman decides to tidy up her husband’s
A woman decides to tidy up her husband’s closet and hidden in a corner at the bottom of everything she finds 4 eggs and a nice wad of money. She…
Couple in Court
Advocate to lady : You were saying that your husband left you after 1 year of marriage… but you have 3kid… How come ? Lady : yes, he left me…
Funny Joke – The Bride’s Only Condition
A typical macho man married a typical good looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules. “I’ll be home when I want, if I want, what…
Guy gets even with his wife in a crazy way
One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t feel like it,…
Fred and Mary get married but can’t afford a honeymoon
Fred and Mary get married but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to mom and dads for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets up and has…
Cookie Thief Stor
A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait for a long time, she decided to buy…
These three sons compete over who got their mother the best present
Years later, they get back together to discuss the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother for her 90th Birthday. The first said, “I built a big house…
The husband puts the phone down and heads back to bed
On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband, “I have a confession to make. I’m not a virgin. I’ve been with one other guy.” “Oh…
Melania Trump Breaks Silence To Reveal What We All
The backlash from the public was particularly fierce regarding the removal of roses and the elimination of 10 crabapple trees planted during John F. Kennedy’s term. Andrea Mitchell, NBC News…