Clever Girl
A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”… “Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets…
An American couple is driving
An American couple is driving through Canada and stops at a gas station to fuel up. As the man goes into the station to pay, his wife…
Funny Joke – Statistics
Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine,…
Virginia Caregiver Charged With Child Neglect and Animal Cruelty After Leaving 11-Month-Old Baby and Dog in Hot Car
Virginia Caregiver Charged With Child Neglect and Animal Cruelty After Leaving 11-Month-Old Baby and Dog in Hot Car. See Video
When Sharks ẚttẚck
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. “Follow me son”, the father shark said to the son shark and they…
Lawyer asks old lady if she knows who he is
In a court trial in a small town in Nebraska the prosecutor called his first witness, an elderly grandma, to the stand. He walked up to her…
A guy and his girlfriend are in the..
A guy and his girlfriend are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The girl is just hopping out so she says, “I’ll get it”. She…
Little Girl Tries To Explain Child Birth To Her Class. PRICELESS
I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my…
A married man almost had an affair with another woman
A married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman. ”The priest said, “What do you mean,…
Fly, Soup, The Usual
A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the…