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A Blonde Walks Into a Store To Buy a New Television
A blonde walks into a store to buy a new Television She looks around for a while and finds the perfect TV for herself She approaches the salesman and says…
Ferrari Driver Pulls Up Next To A Senior On A Moped, And Can’t Believe His Own Eyes
A doctor goes out and buys the fastest and flashiest car he can find, a brand new Ferrari 488, costing him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and…
One Day He Found His Wife Naked on Bed
A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting. “What are you doing?” the man inquires. “Err,” she…
Funny Joke – Horse On The Phone
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, “What was…
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door “Stay where you are,” she whispered. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice…
Funny Joke – THREE NUNS
The first nun says, “I was cleaning in Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines.” “What did you do?” the…
An Old Lady Went Into A Bar In Dallas
An old lady went into a bar in Dallas, TX and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen.…
Woman hides under the bed to check on her husband
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you…” The following story comes from Reddit…
Donald Trump Breaks Two Year Twitter Silence With Four Word Message After Mugshot Is Released
Donald Trump Breaks Two Year Twitter Silence With Four Word Message After Mugshot Is Released.
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch
First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.” Second Bull: “I’ve been here three years and have earned my right…