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A Little Guy Gets On A Plane And Sits By The Window
A little guy gets on a plane and sits by the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to…
Funny Joke – The Alphabet
One day at school, little Charlie needed to go to the restroom quite urgently. He raised his hand. The strict substitute teacher asked him to say the full alphabet before…
67 Year Old Lady Gets Visited By A Jehova’s Witness
An older lady was doing some household chores on a beautiful Sunday morning, when she suddenly heard the doorbell ring. She opened the door to see a well dressed man…
Funny Joke – Unorthodox Methods
A man walks into his doctor’s office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, “I can’t talk! Help me!” The doctor nodded sagely,…
Four Little Animals
A teacher asked her class, “What do you want out of life?” A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, “All I want out of life…
A passenger on the plane was being difficult – but the flight attendant’s response is fabulous
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who did a great job at serving everyone drinks and food. everyone was having an enjoyable flight, and I…
The last hotel
Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got to the last hotel, he pleaded to…
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara Desert on a camel
On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead from exhaustion. The nun and the priest surveyed their situation and after a long period of silence, the priest spoke.…
Wife had delivered twins
The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered twins. He got…
Wallace walked
Wallace walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier called out to him and said, “Your barracks door is open.” Not a phrase that men normally use,…