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SHE BOUGHT A PET FOR HER HUSBAND’S B’DAY. BUT DIDN’T EXPECT TO WAKE UP TO THIS. A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his…

A woman had been dating her boyfriend for a few months when she noticed a theme every time they went out to eat. After a while, she became tired of…

Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, “Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous chequeinside. I never hear…

The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, Sir I must have misunderstood you what did you say?” “Listen up, damn it I said I want to open a damn…

TEACHER TRIES TO ASK A QUESTION IN SUNDAY SCHOOL. AND IS SHOCKED AT THE RESPONSE. A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they…

THESE TWO NUNS SHOCKED THE CASHIER WHEN THEY BOUGHT SOME BEER. BUT HIS RESPONSE IS PERFECT. Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 convenience store and as they passed the…

WIFE CALLS THE BAR TO CHECK IF HER HUSBAND IS TELLING THE TRUTH. BUT NEVER EXPECTED TO HEAR THIS A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through…

Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon everyone was…

Father: “That’s great, son! Who is she?” Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter.” Father: “Ohhh, I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you…

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out… “Pa you need to go out and fix the outhouse! ”Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin’ wrong with it. ”Ma…