A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.
Salesman: “Can I see your dad? ”Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman:
“What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope.
She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it.
When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”
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