A very tall man walks into a bar… and a lady recognizes him as a pro Rugby player. They start to talk and eventually go back to his place. They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.
“What’s that for?” the lady questions.” Oh, I have this so that when I’m on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me. “Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.
‘What’s that ?’ the lady questions again.” Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV. “Then the man drops his underwear and on his unit he has a tattoo that says A-I-D-S.
he lady screams: “Don’t tell me you have A-I-D-S!
“The man replies: “No, no…!!!
Calm down…!!!It will say ADIDAS in a minute.