A Man Takes His Wife On A Birthday She’ll Never Forget

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park.What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow!

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down.

Right to a McDonald’s they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.Then, it was off to a movie – the latest Disney and what a fabulous adventure!Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.

He leaned over and lovingly asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being six again?” Wearily, she raised her head, and said; “You idiot, I meant my dress size. ”The moral of this story is:When a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.

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