A group of four-year-olds were trying to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. “You need to use `big people’ words,” she’d always remind them. You need to use “big people’ words “she was always reminding them.
“John, what did you do over the weekend? “I went to visit my Nana. “No, you went to visit your Grandmother. Use big people words. “She then asked Mitchell what he had done. “I took a ride on a choo-choo,” he said. “No, you took a ride on a Train. Use big people words. “She then asked Johnny what he had done. “I read a book,” he replied. “That’s wonderful,” the teacher said. “What book did you read? “Alex thought about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said, “Winnie The Shit.”
