At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan…
They open the casket, and find that the woman is actually still alive.
She lives for another ten years, and then dies.
A ceremony is held at the same place as before.
At the end of the ceremony, the pallbearers carry out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out…
“Watch out for the wall!”
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