A Frustrated Wife

Swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down. ”Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

The woman says: “Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Ever time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that? ”The Doctor says: “The water itself does nothing. It’s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick…”