A blonde came to town with her dog

One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, ‘Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?’ The blonde said it was hers.

‘Your dog seems to be in heat’, the officer said. The blonde replied, ‘No way. She’s cool ’cause she’s tied up under that shady tree.’ The policeman said, ‘No! You don’t understand. Your dog needs to be bred.’ ‘No way,’ said the blonde :’My dog doesn’t need bread. She isn’t hungry ’cause I fed her this morning’.

The exasperated policeman said, ‘NO! You don’t understand. Your dog wants to have sex!’. The blonde looked at the cop and said, ‘Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.

Related Posts

Funny Joke – Aging States

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip….

The old cowboy never expected his barber to say this

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Dillon, Montana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off…

His wife teased him – but he had the final word

My wife and I went to the auction in Paris Kentucky the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls….

A old golfer was hitting his ball

An old golfer was hitting his ball near a water hazard and his club fell into the water. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,…

No Secrets in Marriage

Ed and Carolyn met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only…

The Best divorce letter ever! Dear Wife, I’m keeping in touch with you this letter to…

I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your…