A man goes into a bakers and asks for 2 bread rolls. The shopkeeper picks them up with the tongs and puts them in a paper bag. He then asks for 2 cakes .. the shopkeeper picks them up with the tongs and puts them in the bag. The man says “It’s nice to see you don’t handle the food”.
The shopkeeper says The shopkeeper says ..”Nothing in my shop is handled by human hand”. He then noticed a piece of string hanging out of the shopkeepers trousers and asks “What is that piece of string for” ? The shopkeeper says ..”When I need a piss I just pull on the string and it pops out”..”That’s OK” says the man “But how do you put it back”? “That’s no problem”, says the shopkeeper “I just use the TONGS”.