Month: January 2024
Wife Calls The Bar To Check If Her Husband…
WIFE CALLS THE BAR TO CHECK IF HER HUSBAND IS TELLING THE TRUTH. BUT NEVER EXPECTED TO HEAR THIS A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through…
Funny – Satan appeared…
Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon everyone was…
Funny – Son: “Dad, I fell in…
Father: “That’s great, son! Who is she?” Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter.” Father: “Ohhh, I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you…
Ma & Pa and the outhouse so..
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out… “Pa you need to go out and fix the outhouse! ”Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin’ wrong with it. ”Ma…
My Wife Keeps Missing Flights to Visit My Daughter, So I Decided to..
A 47-year-old man boarded a plane on the way to see his daughter after his 43-year-old wife left to get Starbucks in the airport. It was already the second time…
You Will Have To Get In Line – Funny Joke
It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making…
Old womann..
Old Woman Gets Arrested For Shoplifting Her Husband’s Reaction Is Hilarious This is a story of a woman who stood before a judge after shoplifting from her local supermarket. When…
Sent a message to her..
A wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says hi to you.” Husband: Who is Priscilla?…
Father tells son…
Father Tells Son A Horrible Truth About His Mother. What Happens Next Is Priceless. One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, “Dad! Mom! I have some…
So Funny – Cöp on horse…
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next…