Month: November 2023

Just before he died he said to his wife, “When I die I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me, I want…

A farmer goes to the bank to ask for a loan. When the loan officer denies him credit the farmer’s dog bites the officer. Then she turns around and bites…

Little Brandon and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Brandon received his…

As Joe Biden approaches 80, he openly acknowledges concerns about his age and health, stating, “I could get a disease, I could drop dead tomorrow.” Nevertheless, he plans to run…

A father walks into a bar with his son and gives him three pennies to play with. Suddenly the boy starts choking. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the…

A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, “Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?” She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens…

A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice…

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for…

A woman wanted to know how her husband would react if she left him. She wrote him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn’t want to live…

A blind man with a seeing eye dog crosses a busy street. The dog leads him across the street with complete disregard for the traffic. Several cars barely miss the…