Month: September 2023
Funny Joke – For the Sick
Mary, a little girl, was in church one Easter Sunday with his mother Doris, when she started feeling sick. “Mummy,” she whispered, “can we leave now?” “No,” her mother hushed,…
The Coldest Winter Ever
It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an Indian Chief…
Arthur Is 75 Years Old And Played Golf Every Day
One day he arrives home looking downcast, “That’s it,” he tells his wife “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I…
Funny Joke – Everything Is Big In Texas
A blind man decided to visit Texas. When he boarded the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered, “Everything…
He Told The Jeweller He Wanted Ring
An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he wanted a special ring for…
A 12-Year-Old Ggirl Was Walking
One day a 12-year-old girl was walking down the street, when a car pulled up beside her and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you a large bag of…
A Man And His Wife Go On A Date
They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day. When the waiter brings their soup the man knocks his spoon on…
Two Nuns Were Followed By A Strange Man
Two nuns, Sister Dulce and Sister Andrea, are on their way back from the market one evening. It’s already very late, and they have quite a distance left before reaching…
TikTok Influencer Dies In Hit And Run
Alexandra Dulin was known to her followers on TikTok and Instagram as Ali D Spice XO. She had over 98,000 followers on Instagram and over 900,000 followers on TikTok. Her…
Do the Math
A little boy attended his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that…