Month: July 2023

I got chatting to a girl in a club. “Can I buy you a drink ?” I asked. “Have you not got a girlfriend ?” she replied, “Guys like you…

You don’t know me and I don’t know you, but my son, Timothy, sometimes sits beside your son at school. My autistic son wants friends but sometimes doesn’t know how…

When asked what the problem is, the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on she…

A Farm Kid Joins the Marines Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man…

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it…

A man lies completely naked on the beach with a huge sombrero on his dignity and with a sign “For viewing – BGN 5.” A woman passed by, she wondered…

The ‘Middle Wife’ by an Anonymous 2nd Grade Teacher, I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is…

Wallace walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier called out to him and said, “Your barracks door is open.” Not a phrase that men normally use,…

A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser who responded: ‘Rome? Why would…

I got chatting to a girl in a club. “Can I buy you a drink ?” I asked. “Have you not got a girlfriend ?” she replied, “Guys like you…