Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,…

The Lawyer looks around shrewdly, grabs three freshly baked buns and quickly puts them into his pockets. He says to the Priest, “That took great skill and guile to steal…

Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful…

There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife. “Just think,…

Two couples are playing cards. John accidentally drops some cards on the floor. When he bends down under the table to pick them up, he notices that Bill’s wife isn’t…

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds…

Know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place.” “That’s a great idea!” says Einstein. “Let’s switch places then. So they switch clothes and as soon as…

Sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.” The son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they’re getting divorced!”she…

One nun was called Sister Mathematical because of her gift for numbers and the other nun was called Sister Logical because of her gift for reasoning. They soon noticed that…

Two guys grow up together and are best of friends. But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in…