The nun proposes an indecent suggestion to the priest
The priest, being a gentleman, said, “Due to the circumstances, let’s just share the room. I’ll sleep on the floor, you can have the bed. I’m sure God will understand”.…
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that…
Humor: A new supermarket opened near my house
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When…
Forgiveness
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used “Forgive Your Enemies” as his subject After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held…
An old lady is speeding down a highway
The officer signals for her to pull over, and then walks over and asks her with a smile: “What’s the rush?” “I’m late for work.” “Sure,” says the officer, “What…
CIever Wife Keeps Promise To Husband Who Asked To Be Buried With .…
There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money…
A father buys a lie detector robot
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie. He decides to test it out on his son at supper. Dad says: “Where were you last…
Home DIRTY HUSBAND WIFE HILARIOUS JOKE: NO MORE BAD HEADACHES?
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband asks, “What happened? ”His wife…
After the honeymoon.
Nearly Ex. One evening, after the honeymoon, Bob was working on his Harley motorcycle in the garage. His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him. After a…
Wife discovers
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after…