An elderly gentleman was in the kitchen and had taken down the wall clock, placing it on the floor in front of him. Then he turned on the kitchen radio tuning in to a Hip-Hop station.
He then started gyrating and jumping and tapping the face of the clock with his foot in time with the music. His wife suddenly walked in and said, “What in heaven’s name are you doing!”
The husband replied, “Our granddaughter says you can making money dancing on the Tik-Tok.”Poor Old fool” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink.
As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked,“So how many have you caught today?” The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”