A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde) picked up the phone, listened for a moment, and said, “How should I know? That’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up. Curious, the husband said, “Who was that?” And his lovely wife replies, “I don’t have any idea who it was. It was some stupid woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.”
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